Saturday, January 06, 2007

Female Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet, designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day:

BREAKFAST:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
Small portion lean, steamed chicken with acup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 chocolate biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the chocolate biscuits in the packet
1 tub of Rocky Road ice cream with Choc-ice topping
1 jar nutella

DINNER
4 bottles of red wine
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza

LATE NIGHT SNACK
Whole frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

8 comments:

Rachel said...

Now THAT'S my kind of diet!

sandii said...

i like the sound of that diet, but i'd like to exchange the red for white!

:-)

Meow Meow said...

Yum...but bloated!

The chocolate, pizza and spinach would be enough...ok the ice cream can come too.

Moby Dick said...

That's the kind of diet I used to be on!

Mick & Cathy said...

I think we've all been on this sort of diet at times in the past.

TitanThirteen said...

What about the baby sitter to take the kids for a week? lol

TitanThirteen said...

...Is there a motel room just for two in that plan? With a spa?

Mick & Cathy said...

Well I don't need a babysitter but you make a couple of good points here.